you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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