My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
