We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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