im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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