sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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