just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I think I sprained my soul last night
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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