I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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