The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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