Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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