I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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