Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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