So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
