just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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