before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
