escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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