You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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