It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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