super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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