i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Randomize
