I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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