Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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