: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
She bit a glass in half.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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