I hate your face
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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