Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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