Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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