Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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