S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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