Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude i'm inner monologue high
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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