I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize
