I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?