Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to