I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?