That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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