I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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