we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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