Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
ok first of all what the fuck
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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