just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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