Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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