i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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