Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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