Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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