He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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