just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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