Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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