For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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