Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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