Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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