just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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