for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night