Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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