Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
ttyl tear gas
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
