Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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