On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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