It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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