I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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