i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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